Things Not to Say to a Twin Mom, Redux

Don't make me have to smack you down.

To the stupid lady outside the children’s bookstore:

Next time you see a frantic woman juggling two screaming babies in a public place, please do not walk up to her and say something moronic like this:

You think you have your hands full? I’m the grandmother of twins.

Oh, really? Bully for you. But I’m the mother of twins and my babies are here and in my care and they are screaming and I really just want to punch you in the face right now. Want to have a hands-full contest? I WIN. Now leave me alone — I’m busy.

I am so adding this to the list.