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How to Pee While Holding a Baby

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One of my Facebook mommy groups just had a fairly lengthy discussion about what to do when you have to pee in public and there’s nowhere to put your kid. With two babies at once, I face this dilemma on a fairly regular basis. Usually when I’m alone I’m wearing one or both babies. So I just pee normally, but with… Read more »

My Baby Licked the Toilet and Other Parenting Fails

I have been on a roll lately. In the last several weeks, I have had so many parenting fails that it’s hard to keep track. Fortunately, they’re pretty much universally hilarious–mostly because they make me look incredibly stupid without causing any real damage to anyone, so I guess that’s the upside. Here’s a partial list. My Baby Licked the Toilet… Read more »