I had some bizarre dreams earlier in my pregnancy (mostly scandalous sex dreams involving random people from my past whom I had completely forgotten), but last night’s dream tops them all.
Last night I dreamt I was pregnant with two kittens instead of two human boys. They were orange and teeny and I know this because I could open my stomach and pet them. I just dug my fingers in right around where the top of my uterus is and pulled my stomach open like it had side-by-side cabinet doors.
“Being pregnant with kittens is so much better than being pregnant with babies,” I remarked to someone as I petted the little orange furballs in my stomach, “because you can actually see them before they come out. You can’t open up when it’s babies.”
They had umbilical cords and everything. When I was done petting them, I just snapped my stomach shut again and went about my business, pregnant with kittens.
What is your weirdest pregnancy dream so far? Leave a comment.