Overheard at My House — December 20, 2008

(www.sass-pants.com) — Who said being married is no fun?

Him: <looking at the bank statement> Did you make an online purchase from something called Wicked Temptations?

Me: Uh, no.

Him: Are you sure?

Me: You’re kidding, right? I think I’d remember buying something from a place called Wicked Temptations.

Him: Well, maybe it didn’t say Wicked Temptations when you bought it.

Me: <googling> Evidently WickedTemptations.com is sexy lingerie at discount prices.

Him: Oh! It’s for Dave*!

Me: You bought sexy discount lingerie for Dave?

Him: No, it’s for his wife for Christmas.

Me: You bought sexy discount lingerie for Dave’s wife?

As it turns out, Dave asked if he could use Jesse’s card to make the purchase so his wife wouldn’t see it on the credit card statement and it would be a surprise. It sure surprised me! It was about four hours ago, and I’m still giggling. “You bought sexy discount lingerie for Dave?” I was so confused.

*Not his real name.

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